Daddy Fell Asleep

Today Mama decid­ed to take a break and passed the torch to Dad­dy for the morn­ing rou­tine. Mabel saw this as the per­fect oppor­tu­ni­ty to mock him, wait­ing until he fell asleep on the couch for a whole five min­utes to exe­cute her evil plan. Dad­dy has been fired. 


I heard the stories, but didn’t think it would happen to me…

I laughed [hys­ter­i­cal­ly] as abuela would tell me sto­ries of when David was a baby. He seemed to throw his bot­tle at abue­lo and abue­la’s heads when he was ready to wake up. He liked to strip down his dia­per and run around nakey (don’t all tod­dlers??). He was a curi­ous lit­tle boy with fun sto­ries to hear. 

But, a few came to life…for our lit­tle girl. First, Mabel decid­ed to be nakey yes­ter­day, then found her boots to put on (boots! on! help! please!). I need­ed to go to the garage for a minute, so she patient­ly sat by the door while I went out­side. As I came in, she was walk­ing a lit­tle fun­ny. I asked what’s wrong, and she said “Owie pee-pee!” I checked and sure enough, she had peed—but, it ran into her boots. So, her boots were sop­ping and she was walk­ing with a “squich–squich” sound—just as I always imag­ined it when I heard the sto­ry of her daddy.

This after­noon, she woke up cry­ing a lit­tle from her nap. I went in there, and the smell hit me first. As I approach her, she announces she has a po-po. I pick her up, and her bum is bare beneath her night­gown (odd!). As I lay her down, I find the dia­per at the foot of her night­gown, with popo smeared every­where. Ummm…then I real­ize it’s on her hands. Gross! I attempt to repair the dam­age, etc. As I’m clean­ing up, I notice the sheets. Oh, no! She had man­aged to find the open­ing for the seat­belt in her night­gown. And final­ly, I see the cheeks. Yes, the popo on the cheeks. As I began to clean her cheeks, she announces “Yucky! Popo cheeks!” Yes, I would have wok­en up cry­ing, too. I always imag­ined David smeared it on his face more…I hope he had more con­trol like Mabel. She clear­ly did­n’t enjoy it as soon as she fig­ured there was a smell to it.


iPhone incidences

Mabel has quite a fond­ness for both mama’s and dad­dy’s iPhone. And, because mama’s has a big crack across the front, she even knows which one belongs to whom! *sigh* Today, while fill­ing up Mabel’s tub for her bath, I heard her mum­ble “mama’s phone.” When I go to find her for her bath, she is down­stairs duti­ful­ly play­ing with my phone. All while chant­i­ng “mama’s phone, mama’s phone,” of course. 

As I relat­ed the sto­ry to David, he said the same thing hap­pened this morn­ing while I was in the show­er. To date, that I know of, she has called Uncle Greg, Mrs. Mueller (Lex­ie’s mama), and a few attempt­ed inter­na­tion­al calls. I put a lock on the phone, and she man­aged to dial 991. Real­ly???? One alter­nate key stroke and I’d be in seri­ous trou­ble! This girl has man­aged to out­smart me (not that it’s the first time). But, of course, we real­ly cred­it Apple for mak­ing a prod­uct so intu­itive, even a child can use it. 🙂

Below are the screen shot pho­tos she man­aged to take today. She also delet­ed a few icons. I haven’t fig­ured out which ones just yet…


For future reference—

Mr. Clean Eras­er cleans black cray­on off the lam­i­nate floor perfectly!


Mabel Talking (2yrs old)

Dad­dy loves to tell Mabel made-up and ran­dom sto­ries about any­thing that pops into his mind. In said sto­ries, a com­mon char­ac­ter emerged (princess frog­gie). It did­n’t take Mabel long to real­ize that frog­gie is a ref­er­ence to her, so she decid­ed to tell Dad­dy sto­ries about froggie…and Noah. Hear for yourself.